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Saturday, July 29, 2006

By popular request

Picture this....... a hot and humid stifling afternoon, on the eighth floor of an unairconditioned hospital. There were four of us sectioned off in a bed cubicle by those unmistakable hospitable blue curtains. Myself, the physiotherapy assistant, a nurse and a poorly patient, who is very weak whose prognosis is not good.

When i first arrived to see the patient he needed a 'bottle', the nurse was standing next to me at the time, he was looking at me as if to say "are you getting that", before he could say anything I said to him... "are you going to get that". He slowly meandered off toward the sleuce room. I left the patient alone with the bottle, and later saw his nurse out chatting in the nurses station. I asked him; "Is Mr X finished with his bottle"
"Yes" he replied.
"Excellent" I concluded "I will go in and see him how"

So I arrive at the bedside of this man, and find his half full bottle sitting next him on the bed. The nurse who clearly knew that he had finished with the bottle, had left it on the bed!!!! That's not all the nurse who had known this man was weak had given him *so* much assistance with that bottle that there was possibly more urine on the bedsheets and pyjamas than the bottle.

Frustrated at the incompetence i realised that if I actually wanted to see this man it would be quicker for me to clean him up. As I was doing so I was shocked to find the bed sheets were stained, obviously it was easier to leave him in them than to change them.

So i got him on the edge of the bed (by this time the nurse had returned and reluctantly did as i told him to), changed his pyjamas and underwear, got and got him onto the commode. By this time he had done probably about 3x more sitting standing and moving than he is normally able to do.

It was with great difficulty and effort we had transferred this weak little man from the bed to the commode, he had sat there for a little while while he did what one does sitting on a commode before we attended to him again. By this time the physio assistant had joined me and it took two of us to stand him up after the commode. We were standing Mr X while the nurse was supposedly cleaning him ready to sit him out in his wheelchair. And then......

His mobile phone rang!!! Not only did he have it on him on the ward, it rang and he left us in the middle of a transfer, in the middle of cleaning this man to answer it!!!!!!!!!

Unbeleivable.

If this was just an isolated incident of incompetence then I could let it slide. It was just the cherry on the top of my cake that week.

I spent the whole week fixing up their mistakes, sending samples that they should have sent, telling the doctors information about patients that the nurses should have known, fixing mistakes they made...... and they work soooo slowly i have never known such a slow walking pace in a hospital.

Another incident occured which is another long story, i wont go into details, but lets just say it involved a man in a hoist, a lot of diarrhoea, a nurse, a mop and a bucket full of dirty water being kicked over..... and a physio (not me my junior colleague - thank goodness) having to change her clothes :)

I can look back and laugh now :)

later

Thursday, July 27, 2006

26/07/06

Remind me not to complain about the nurses at home ever again.....!!!!!!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

8 July - 26 July

Not a great deal has occured since my last entry. I spent one more week as a receptionist at Duncan's work, except for Thursday, which I took off. The majority of my time there was spent researching and planning our next holiday :). I had taken Thursday off because I thought that I had an interveiw to obtain my National Insurance number that afternoon. But alas, as I was gathering all of my paperwork together I had another look at the date and found it was actually the Thursday before. Whoopsy..... :) I was given a right lecture when I called to reschedule and told that I only get two opportunities and if I don't go to the next one, I won't get another chance.

That weekend was a little bit domestic. On Saturday all the flatties gardened. It looks much improved all though a little bit sunburnt on account of the 'heat wave'. On Saturday while gardening (after closing time) I realised that I had forgotten to pick up my work trousers...... whoopsy again..... which I had put into the dry cleaners to have the zip repaired. That left me two days away from starting a new job with nothing to wear. So as you can imagine Sunday was spent running around looking for some new work trousers.

My first week of the new job was really good. It is only a 6 week contract which perfectly times in with our next holiday. It is only an hour door - door which is soooo much better than my last 1.5 hours commute. The only down side was the heat wave. By heat wave I mean that the temps were above 34 for the whole week. Although this seems like nothing by good old Perth standards with buildings with no airconditioners and the tube it makes for a very hot time. In fact even the roads were melting.

The weekend was busy, it was a going away weekend. The first of our friends that we have made here was having her goodbye, as she was returning home to Perth. It was a lovely celebration that for many of them went on all Saturday afternoon, night, Sunday morning, afternoon and night until work on Monday morning - not us though, we are definitely not that hard core. It did remind us though, just how fluid and dynamic life is over here. People are coming and going all the time.

This week is a little less busy at work, which is nice, gives me the opportunity to spend a little more time with the patients. The weather is still hot and dry although not quite so as last week (i don't think the roads are melting this week).

Had a couple of games of netball tonight, lost both but they were good fair competitive games, and the ref wasn't that bad for a change.

Duncan's big news: He has accepted a permanent position at the company he has been working for. It is a little bit of a pay cut compared to contracting work however it does give us some nice security as well.

Well I think that brings us up to date. A couple of announcements:
* Goodbye and Goodluck Lisa
* Happy Birthday Alex!!!!!!

Miss you all, drop us an email or a call some time :)

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Don't get spoilt (July 6th)

I hope you don't get used to this almost daily postings on the blog. Here is a pictorial summary of our netball grandfinal (photos courtesy of official team photographer: Mark Radford)

THE GAME





The Warm Up: Intense











Game Plan: Skill and Intimidation










Our Shooter: Tall











Their Shooter: TALLER!











The Cheerleaders: Anxious











The Verdict: Defeat








Commiserations: Off to Pub!

(Lisa, Duncan, Kurt, Leann, Andy (Sponge),
James(Geezer), Andie and Gemma

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Yay!!!! July 5

Welcome back,

Well everyone is a bit cranky at the moment, due the absence of fans and aircons in homes (and on the tubes) this 'heat wave' is causing a bit of disruption in sleep. We have some releif today as it is raining and supposed to be a max of 25. Still quite humid though

Anyway I have a job!!!! I will be working at Kings College Hospital (which is also where Belinda works) until September which is perfect because that is when we want to go on a holiday again.

Well I have phones to answer and nails to file.

Later

Monday, July 03, 2006

Monday 3rd July

One might wonder after so few entries in the last "12 days" that i have suddenly found the time to put up three.

Well i have just commenced my new job. Well it is my job for this week anyway. I am temping as a secretary at Duncan's work.

Needless to say, i have mastered the phones (well pretty much anyway), ordered stuff from sainsbury's, learned how to use the mailing system and I am a little bit bored.

Bring on the physio work.

June 26 - July 2: Goodbye Mayday Hospital!

It was an emotional rollercoaster of a week. Monday evening we had a bbq, luke and Bel and Mark Hale, joined us for Australia v Italy..... what can i say - we were robbed!!!!! It was a shame to go out that way.

Tuesday night was our mixed grand final. To cut a long story short we lost by 4. It was a fabulous game, hard work but fair. I can safely say the only reason we lost was because of their 6'8 shooter who could stand with his arms in the air and we didn't have a chance of intercepting it in the circle......we consoled each other at the red lion and pineapple across the road from the courts.

On Wednesday i had a sleep over with 3 of the girls from my ward at work. Lisa (OT), Louisa (OT), Vicki (PT) and myself. Lisa has a beautiful rooftop terrace apartment, so we climed up the ladder onto the roof and had a bbq up there. It was very delicious. We put on pj's (i had to borrow some of Lisa, and ended up in a night dress that looks like a mumu) and went to sleep. In answer to the many questions that we had we did not have a pillow fight!! :)

On Friday, I went out with some peeps from work to a cocktail bar and then a pub called the Goat. It was a really nice way to finish my time at Mayday, i made some good friends i think :)

Duncan went and had dinner and Gordo and Mark's new pad, just around the corner from us. It is a lovely little two bed apartment upstairs, their friends arrive at the end of this month, and they are going to stay with them, so everything has worked out very well for them.

Saturday England v Portugal..... c'mon Portugal, i can't say that i am unhappy with the result, as they say misery loves company. We watched the game at Geezers sports club again, as it was no where near as packed as any of the other places. Finished the evening with a bbq.

We had a quiet Sunday, we went and had a late lunch/early dinner bbq with mark and gordon and their downstairs neighbours. They have lived very interesting lives, and now he is trying to design an airship, as a quicker and more efficient way of transporting cargo (particularly grain and rice) instead of normal ships.

Ciao now!

June 21 - June 25

Well the last couple of weeks has been very much ruled by the world cup.

On Thursday night (22nd) we went to the Walkabout. I am sure that everyone has heard us refer to this pub one time or another, or at least heard about the pub itself. The Walkabout is a chain of Aussie pubs throughout the UK. So we watched the Australia v Croatia game there on the big screen, it was loud and messy but a great atmosphere. We wore the green and yellow beenies that Aunty Claire knitted us, they were very well received.

Victory was sweet especially at work the next day, many of the poms weren't so happy to find that Australia is good at another sport. Friday night we took Mark and Gordo to dinner at the Greek restaurant near us..... mmmmm mmmmm

On Saturday morning 24th we visited Nottinghill and Portobello Rd markets with Mark and Gordo. We rushed home as Gordo had an interview scheduled and spent the afternoon cleaning etc before spending a quiet night in watching movies.

Sunday: England v Ecuador. Dunc and Andy went with Geezer to watch the game at a local sports club. I stayed home to do my CV and apply for some jobs, but I beleive that i ended up asleep on the couch...... it really is the most comfortable couch :)

More to come
Ciao